In classic sci-fi style, we predict the iPhone is going to develop intelligence and kill us all. It’s currently capable of making phone-calls, identifying songs, and completing countless other pseudo-intelligent tasks. A new feature enables the device to show just how drunk you really are. The iBreath, priced at $89, is a plug-in Breathalyzer tool that can identify your blood alcohol level within .1%. The company who makes the device markets it as a handy device that lets you get home safely. Nope, we know what’s really going on here. The iPhone (and its devious gadget friends) are going to use this to determine the moment at which you become too drunk to resist their plot of world domination. -NY BAR FLY